Laugh or Lose it

Your one-stop blog for humor, advice, the occasional good cry.

Who let the kids out?
Monica Samuels Monica Samuels

Who let the kids out?

School is out, and summer camps, blistering sports tournaments, and family vacations are officially in. Welcome to Summer 2026, Moms—may your sunscreen be plentiful, your snack supply endless, and your patience fully charged.

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Follow your passion (preferably with dental insurance)
Monica Samuels Monica Samuels

Follow your passion (preferably with dental insurance)

College graduation season is here — along with every parent’s favorite existential crisis: “What exactly is my child planning to do with the rest of their life?” Monica Samuels dives into the rising cost of college, the reality of liberal arts degrees, and the fine line between encouraging your child’s dreams and quietly wondering whether those dreams come with financial security.

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I’d like to personally thank my Range Rover
Monica Samuels Monica Samuels

I’d like to personally thank my Range Rover

After surviving a terrifying car accident, Monica reflects on the money-pit SUV she spent months complaining about… right up until it may have saved her life. This blog post explores gratitude, distracted driving, and the shocking emotional journey of suddenly becoming deeply attached to the same Range Rover that had been emotionally terrorizing her for months.

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My dog has social anxiety and I’m starting to think he’s the healthy one (part two)
Monica Samuels Monica Samuels

My dog has social anxiety and I’m starting to think he’s the healthy one (part two)

What was supposed to be a straightforward psychiatric appointment for Luka the Labradoodle quickly spirals into a comedy of misunderstandings, anxiety, and emotional support gone wrong. From accidentally showing up to a dog appointment without the dog to navigating the chaos of canine mental health, this story is a relatable and hilarious look at what happens when two anxious beings try their best.

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To Mom, from Mom: a guide to Christmas cheer
Monica Samuels Monica Samuels

To Mom, from Mom: a guide to Christmas cheer

A festive look at Christmas through Mom’s eyes: equal parts magic, chaos, and mild resentment. Featuring endless to-do lists, suspiciously one-sided labor, and a gift-giving strategy that finally tips the scales.

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Menopausal mom brain is real
Monica Samuels Monica Samuels

Menopausal mom brain is real

A lighthearted look at modern memory lapses, featuring misplaced phones, forgotten intentions, and the growing realization that “going into a room” is now a high-risk cognitive activity.

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Twelve hours without TikTok
Monica Samuels Monica Samuels

Twelve hours without TikTok

From mocking social media to needing it hourly, a behind-the-scenes look at how one very reasonable adult slowly became emotionally dependent on likes, follows, and algorithmic validation.

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